Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Fun with Quotes

You know what I'm going to get you for Christmas next year, mom? I'm going to get you a big, wooden cross, so whenever you feel under-appreciated for all of the sacrifices you've made, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
-- TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" in the Marin (CA) Paper

When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

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